Tuesday, June 21, 2011
I have read on the social media outlets that a premium DVD for The Best Show On WFMU with Tom Scharpling(a radio show on which I had the pleasure of appearing) has been released to the general public. Brutal Knights got to write a song for it, entitled "Heave Ho". The lyrics are unavailable on the DVD so I thought I'd post them here in case anyone was interested. Here goes!
Get off of my phone
I don’t like your tone
Don’t call me from the cell
Don’t be a perv
Or I’ll spike thee
Don’t be rude
Don’t talk over me
Time To Go
Don’t mention Monk
Don’t mention pranks
Don’t use funny voices
Best Show is for pro-choicers
Time to go
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Tuesday, June 07, 2011
Hi friends. My man Anthony at Talent Moat records put this up on his website earlier, but I thought I should tell you about shows I'm doing in the near future!! They're all great!?!?
June 11 - East End Comedy Revue Humane Society Benefit, Dominion Tavern Toronto,ON.
June 13 - Laughable At Unlovable, 1415 Dundas St West, 830.
June 18 - Ottawa Explosion with White Wires, Heavy Cream and more. Babylon. Ottawa,ON
June 26 - Laugh Sabbath Hour Of Power, Rivoli, Toronto, ON.9PM
If that weren't enough, 4 dates with NEIL HAMBURGER!
July 13 - Casbah, Hamilton, Ontario
July 14 - Starlight Lounge, Waterloo, ON
July 15 - Comedy Bar, Toronto, ON.
July 16 - Comedy Bar, Toronto, ON.
See all of Neil's dates here.
Monday, June 06, 2011
I wanted a "viral video" to accompany my album I'm Here All Weak, so I asked the amazing geniuses at Famicon to make one. They had me re-record my album in an empty room, and this is the result. Enjoy!
I would love to see JS Bach return from the grave and start showing all these new musicians how it's REALLY done. So would my psychiatrist, who is a huge classical music buff. He recently switched his hours to one day a week so I probably won't be able to visit him much anymore. The solution? Start updating this blog more often. So expect a lot of informative posts about my breakfasts and cats in my life. Please welcome me back with open arms and a gentle spirit.