Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Killer Elite Reunion

10 years ago, I helped sing in a band called Killer Elite. We mostly played in Toronto. We liked MC5, Alice Cooper, Stooges and wrestling. There were two singers. We made balloons with our logo on it. I got a tattoo related to the band. In short, It was fun and tumultuous. We are reuniting for one show at the Horseshoe Tavern, opening for Quest For Fire's album release. We made one seven inch in our time and I can't find any youtube footage. So all I present to you is the poster for the show:

Tuesday, August 17, 2010


So we just made a new Brutal Knights album. It will be called Blown 2 Completion. Everyone knows I love chicken wings so much, so I wrote a song about it. Here are the lyrics...

I've got a tapeworm plus empty 'frigerator

Go to the pub, look at the menu

My eyes doth see an item that my stomach wants to do

Someone named me is hungry for a chicken food

I want wings

They are the only things
I need wings

The food of queens and kings

I want wings

Celery and carrots too

I want wings

Don't forget the dip

Seasons are immaterial to this bountiful feast

I like to eat them buffalo style with blue cheese

Waitress you are stupid

I'm just kidding could you have been sent by cupid

I'm in love with you

But first bring wings is what you do

Don't you know they're my favorite food?
I believe that wings taste good

I want to eat so many I could fly

Then launch myself into the sun

A sickening demise