Saturday, May 15, 2010

Rules 4 Livin'

Guys, sometimes I get sad and things get weird. Here are things that make me stop the melancholy:

Eating whole bags of chips
Shooting guns at rich people in my mind!
The knowledge that I had nothing to do with the making of terrible film Velvet Goldmine
Remembering how fond my grandparents were of me
Using my mind to change the race/gender of people I look at

Follow these rules and you'll never be sad!

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