Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Stuck In This Rut

I'm really scared, everybody, because I made a promise that a comedy show I'm performing at this sunday at The Rivoli will have no death jokes. The problem: I only know death jokes! So this means I have to come up with all new jokes. I hate coming up with all new jokes. It invariably leads to me looking at a notebook unblinkingly for about ten minutes, writing the word 'Hello', and then closing the notebook. At some point after that I lean my head against the wall. Then I watch that movie "The Notebook" for inspiration. Unfortunately, all that it inspires me to do is get a sex change operation so I can enjoy it more than I already do. My favourite scene is the one where Gosling dances with the babe.

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