Wednesday, January 30, 2008


Lately I have been feeling a little 'blech'. By 'lately', I of course mean 'since I was 12'. Recently I have deduced this is because I need to do more yoga. Because I don't have time in my day to research what yoga is, I will quickly guess some yoga stuff I could do:

  1. Leave milk in the sun for 3 days. Then crouch near it.
  2. Every time I want to go to a convenience store to purchase jerky, go to a buddhist temple instead.
  3. If I masturbate about Gosling, stretch first, then do the dirty thing as a reward for stretching.
  4. Pour a bunch of chop suey on the floor and lie on the chop suey.
  5. Buy a Japanese car?

I'll keep a yoga diary and let you know how my yogic progress is going on the yoga front.

Sunday, January 27, 2008


We played shows this weekend. Friday was Adrift Skate Shop's last concert. We played with Libyans, Acid Reflux, and our old friends Rammer. This is what their set looked like:

Before the show, I was worried. After the show, I was happy.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Bart The General.

So the people at Famicon have been producing these odd homemade Simpsons episodes. They are very weird. The newest one recently arrived, and it's a challenge to watch, but don't be afraid. Just go for it. Episode 1 remains my favourite though.

Episode 3:

Episode 2:

Episode 1:

I Am A Writer


Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Stuck In This Rut

I'm really scared, everybody, because I made a promise that a comedy show I'm performing at this sunday at The Rivoli will have no death jokes. The problem: I only know death jokes! So this means I have to come up with all new jokes. I hate coming up with all new jokes. It invariably leads to me looking at a notebook unblinkingly for about ten minutes, writing the word 'Hello', and then closing the notebook. At some point after that I lean my head against the wall. Then I watch that movie "The Notebook" for inspiration. Unfortunately, all that it inspires me to do is get a sex change operation so I can enjoy it more than I already do. My favourite scene is the one where Gosling dances with the babe.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Come To Toronto

We can eat Ethiopian foods!
Then we can eat a fucking shawarma!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

2 Men and A Baby.

Nathan Fielder made this. With Chris Locke, Aaron Eves & Rebecca Addelman. And a baby.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008


Did some interviews for Brutal Knights-related concerns lately? Yes. I picked my "top ten punk albums" for the punk rock radio show "Rocket To Russia".

Also, I did an interview for Arthur, the Peterborough, Ontario student magazine.
Here's an excerpt:

Arthur: With all the controversy surrounding the training and fighting of animals, would you approve of filmed and commentated warfare between bugs (i.e. the ones seen at Taking it a step further, would you accept a sponsorship/endorsement from the creators of such bug fighting leagues?

NF: I hate to speak for the vegans in the band, but I’ll put it this way: if I were vegan I would hate that movie Microcosmos and the insectoid Transformers. So no bug fights. But as a non-vegan I would definitely support. Bugs are totally bred to fight by God.


Monday, January 14, 2008



Living alone, staying home a lot, and sometimes being stressed, it feels like I'm in my T.Bickle years. It's a pretty interesting experience. You pace your apartment a lot and wear a lot of things that are olive-coloured. Which reminds me-I haven't seen Taxi Driver in years!

Friday, January 11, 2008

Smells Like Fun

What are you all doing today? I'm going to write a "to-do" list. I can't wait "to do" that, which is kind of an ironic thing, considering I'm avoiding writing it as I write this. By the way, so far this reinvigorated web journal has been recycling old shorts I've made, but I plan on making some new ones soon. Stay tuned.

I have some comedy shows in the ol' hometown(Toronto) this week. Wish me luck(the good kind).

Juno was bad. Walk Hard was bad(which made me sad). Death Proof was kinda bad. Superbad was kinda good. Brothers Solomon was funny(I wrote that earlier).

Speaking of reviews, I write for a weekly paper called Eye Weekly, and I wrote some stuff recently. Here's a piece on Jim Gaffigan. Here is a review of Lupe Fiasco's new album "The Cool". Finally, I wrote something about Cunninlyinguists fine new album Dirty Acres. It deserves four stars, not three.

We'll talk again someday!

Wednesday, January 09, 2008


I need to vacuum my tiny apartment. It will only take 3 minutes, but there's so many other things I could do with those 3 minutes. All of those other things pertain to checking out the messageboards on
It was my mom's birthday yesterday. New housecoat alert! Cake alert! Card alert!
I'm going to South By Southwest this year. The 13th and 14th are the days I will be there. I want to do comedy while I'm there. Isn't that an awesome, incredible dream?
This is probably the oddest video I've made, again with Rebecca Addelman and Graham Wagner.

yours truly,
Larry King jr.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Monday, January 07, 2008



Rebecca Addelman is my friend. I made some really dumb videos with her. My two favourites are
Bath Goth

and The Apprentices

I really like Rebecca's smarts, comic timing, and willingness to sometimes act out my terrible, terrible idears*.

*ideas spelled UK style in honour of my British reader.

Saturday, January 05, 2008

Addicted To The Shindig

Happy news year, y'all. I've spent the last little while seeing movies and reading books. The conclusion: movies are mostly bad, and books are mostly good. I do recommend you see The Brothers Solomon.

I just got ahold of the Deranged version of our Living By Yourself EP. It looks rad! My unit is weird.

Thursday, January 03, 2008


From Katie Crown.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Brutal Knights


Brutal Knights was pretty fun in 2007. We went to both Memphis and Oslo. The chicken is better in Memphis. We have some records coming out soon, I guess. We are recording some songs next week. One of them is called "Be My Babysitter".
We played in Guildford and it was gross

We probably deserve a money present

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Obama Barak


After some deliberation, I have decided to throw my support behind Bob Obama. He's the guy who's going to make it so we become a longer-lived, robot-served people. Also he'll teach us how to live in the sky. By 'us', I do mean Canadians.