- Leave milk in the sun for 3 days. Then crouch near it.
- Every time I want to go to a convenience store to purchase jerky, go to a buddhist temple instead.
- If I masturbate about Gosling, stretch first, then do the dirty thing as a reward for stretching.
- Pour a bunch of chop suey on the floor and lie on the chop suey.
- Buy a Japanese car?
I'll keep a yoga diary and let you know how my yogic progress is going on the yoga front.