Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Summer Of Ass

It's almost been a month since I last logged an entry into this weblog, and I really think my computer missed Blogspot a little bit. I found this out because when I logged onto this website this piece of text came on my screen that said "I MISSED YOU", and then the computer's voice repeated the contents of the text. I slapped it for being such a pussy. Then I slapped myself for being such a pussy and fearing death so much, but that's a bit of a side issue.

Here's some news. The next Joke Club's date has changed. It is now TUESDAY AUGUST 9TH.
Adjust your calendars appropriately. Or inappropriately. I don't really care. Really?

I'm really excited about these next few weeks. The Joke Club's lineup a week later should be pretty much the same, although Terry Clement has had to delay his appearance until september. Then afterwards I'll be doing a bunch of small performances at The Theatre Center as part of Avant-Vardeville. Come check it out; the only ones I'm not performing at are on August 8 & 9. Otherwise from the 3rd to the 13th, that's where I'll be. Also on the 13th, Brutal Knights are playing a show.

Then I'm MCing The No Dynamics two day CD release shows at the Bagel on August 20 & 21, which also sound awesome.
All of this is in preparation for a couple of shows I'll be doing at the end of the month with a couple of great comics, intended to be released for a long-awaited album. I'm stoked. OK, only kinda.

Anyway, I'll try to think of more awesome blogular activity. If you'll excuse me, I have a dick I need to abuse.

Sunday, July 03, 2005

OK look, here's the deal. Do you want the deal? Who fuckin want da deal? You do?
Ok, go to
That's my friend Davida's website. She takes the pictures for Joke Club. Go to the website. SHE IS SO GREAT

i guess i better write something funny now, or you will find this entry useless. Does anybody realise how dimpled my ass is at this exact moment. Let's just say I'll have a Shirley Temple.

suckkkle my dingus,

PS The extra k is for kool kux klan