SHOWS

A lot of people come up to me and they say "Hey Nick." then I say "Hey." back to them. Then they leave. After they leave I wish they had asked me what shows I have coming up. Which reminds me, I have some shows coming up...they're all listed in Toronto unless I sez otherwise.
SHOWS
Monday February 27 - Laughable At Unlovable! 9PM.
Monday March 5 - Laughable At Unlovable! 9PM
Wednesday March 7 - Chris Locke's birthday show at Double Double Land!
Sunday March 11 - Staircase Theatre, Hamilton ON. With Cliff Myers and Chris Locke.
Monday March 19 - Laughable At Unlovable! 9PM
Wednesday March 21 - Weedy Wednesdays at Vapor Central, 9PM.
Thursday March 22 - Laugh Sabbath, Comedy Bar. 930.
Sunday March 25 - Gus' Pub, Halifax.
Sunday April 14 - MCing at the Dirty Ghosts Show, The Silver Dollar.
Thursday April 25 - Laugh Sabbath at Comedy bar, 930.

I will post more as they arrive! Busy times.

Schtick

I GOT MY FIRST COMMERCIAL?!

Please put me in your gifs.

Late 2010 Interview

A glimpse into my late 2010 end of Brutal Knights mindstate.

Hamburger Time

Thanks to everyone who came and had fun at the Neil Hamburger shows. Comedy Bar, Casbah and Starlight Room are all run by good folk. No thanks to people in Toronto who think "Neil Hamburger wants people to heckle him and anyone else involved in his show". If you're going to use that as a rock solid argument, you're wasting my time and also you're wasting the human body you inhabit. That's not the thing. Luckily, that is a tiny group of fools - the majority of people at the shows were there for the laughs.

Game Of Throbs

I'm watching a lot of this "Game Of Thrones" show right now and I'm not going to lie to you - I love it. Was an ill child's final wish that somebody would make the perfect cruddy soap opera fantasy porno? It must have been, because this HBO series has all the earmarks of the books I that permanently ruined me as a member of sports-enjoying society - it has valiant acts of sacrifice, intrigue, whoring, barbarians and magic. I haven't read the books they are based on, because I have developed a late-in-life paper allergy, but I'm going to guess this is what awaits us in season 2:
- Hundreds of unsimulated, crusty HJs
-A dragon making out with a 'little dude'
- King demands people listen to him but refuses to listen to people. Why kings gotta be like that? That's kings, eh?!
-A talking sword flirts with a cup.
- An old man acts like he's seen it all. Really he's just a little boy inside. We go inside him "Three Kings" style and see the little boy, who is clearly grossed out from being inside an old man.
- Genocide, patricide, regicide, fratricide, ratricide, gatricide, matricide, Gattaca, batricide and child hitting are all rendered entertaining when done with British accents and in the case of Peter Dinklage, "Jeremy Irons meets Alan Rickman" voice.
-The overuse of the phrase 'I can. And I will.' shall continue.
- We will meet the character "Kal Doggo" - a dog man barbarian. Arf!

Put Me On Your Podcast

The photo above is from a recent appearance on "The Best Show On WFMU" - a radio show that is also PODCASTED. It is a great show, thus it also must be a great podcast.
It didn't get cancelled after I was graciously allowed on the show. In fact it has arguably become even more famous since my appearance. What I'm trying to say: put me on your podcast and good things will happen. Yes, I am threatening you. With good things.

best,
Nick

I Hosted Something.

What is that something you ask? Oh, just a freaking RIB EATING CONTEST.



Shoutouts to Guy Alaimo!